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I once drove to Florida while on spring break in college at Umass. One of the guys who I went with, Jim Cannon, brought a copy of the RED Tape. We must have listened to it 20 times,and laughed like freaks. It took some research, but I now have my own copy and always bring it on long car rides.
Where do you want to meet me and fuckin have it out, my name is red!

Leo <leok1@attbi.com>
ma USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 17:58:28 (CDT)
When I was a younger man, about 15/20 years ago we I used to go drinking with my buddies, at the end of the night, we'd gather around a car with a cassette player, put in tube bar, and laugh our asses off. If anyone who wasn't familure with the tape was in the listening area, their curiosity would draw them over, and they would immediately be new fans of the tube bar, and most likely we had made new friends. As I got older, I got a job in a fire Dept. , I brought the tape in for the guys to hear , of course they laughed, and request a copy of tape for their own . The funny thing is a few of the guys couldn't get it out of their head. I would hear them muttering it under their breaths while doing house work , and many times for years after (and sometimes to this day), quoting Red's "your mothers been sucking my prick for many years now, so why don't you come suck it too " you were a classic Red, thanks for the memories .....RIP
Paul Sandella <purchasepete@yahoo.com>
Guilford, Ct USA - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 07:59:09 (CDT)
Red will live on forever. This stuff is timeless. Great site.
dcass <dcass22@optonline.net>
hasbrouck hghts, nj USA - Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 21:45:44 (CST)
These tapes are the real deal. These were not orchestrated, but were actual calls. The guy who made these tapes was brought to my house on a chilly night in 1974 and we sat and listened for about 2 hours. As funny as the stuff with Red was, the stuff with a female bartender named Judy was just as funny. There were also some odd calls to other people that had us falling on the floor. My friend who brought "JD" over, had been telling me about these tapes for months. In those days, "JD" did not let the tapes out of his sight and wanted to be there to see people's reaction. I can't believe almost 30 years later these tapes are being distributed around the world. I can understand how people think these tapes are made up, as you think, no one could be that stupid to keep falling for this guy's calls, but Red fell into it every time, so did Judy. It's too bad all of the stuff "JD" did is not here!
Mark J. O. <buzzcut9@juno.com>
Secaucus, NJ USA - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 08:57:42 (CST)
You cocksucker mother fucker, dirty rotten sonovabitch!
Reds Soul <maxhaxhu@cardtrix.com>
USA - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 21:26:53 (CST)
I went to the Tube Bar to pay homage to the home of the world's greatest phony phone call tape. It was the Summer of 1991 so Red was long gone but the place looked the same as when he was there and they even had the same 1948 dial phone that Red probably yelled into. It was a religious experience and I'm glad I went. Why don't ya come ova, ya cocksukkah?!?! I know ya don't worry!!! RED RULES!!!!
Steven Pearl
USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 23:49:36 (CST)
This is one of the funniest websites I have ever been on. You can hear Red fliping out over the phone with the prank phone calls.
Paul C. Barba <Crisnpaul2@aol.com>
Sunyside, NY USA - Thursday, January 02, 2003 at 10:39:37 (CST)
I have constant CankerSore Growth on my lips and hair growth in my Throat! I just lit a torch the other day and Burned a couple Boils off my Left Bum Cheek! Thank You!
ICEMAN <Icemanlives@msn.com>
Emlenton, pa USA - Saturday, December 28, 2002 at 23:21:08 (CST)
moore, dooobra straaanka, cooo stala? really nice site...
JoHnY <no@spam>
Bratislava, Slovakia - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 06:59:17 (CST)
I had re-visited the Teen Beat CD version of the Tube Bar Tapes--which I had gotten from Caroline itself, about '88 or '89. I was a rep for them and got a cassette copy from Ashley Warren himself, with the CD to follow. Ashley, Keith Wood, Michael Bayler, Terry Tolken all of them had the thing committed to memory. I was soon hooked myself. While up in NY I looked up an old friend of mine who worked for the NBC radio network and knew Howard STern from Stern's days at WNBC. Gene Garnes, my friend, "booted" a copy off his own (which in grand tradition I booted for him) and gave it to Howard. Hence, Stern's use of Red on his own show. One of my best memories of the Tube Bar tapes involves Michael Bayler who left Caroline and moved back to England. He's fallen outta favor with the rest of the bunch, but I kept in touch with him and looked him up on a trip I took to the UK in '90. He'd left a lot of his US possessions over here so was starting back up in London with nothing but the clothes on his back, living with his wife or girlfriend, I can't remember which. Anyway, we all went out to dinner my first night in London and I presented him with a gift wrapped version of another booted copy of the tape. We drove back to his home, and since they had just moved into this residential area in the London suburbs, they did not have any stereo equipment hooked up yet. Late as it was (about 11.30 pm) we stayed in the car, popped it in the deck and rolled down the windows. We were laughing so hard and loud, we could see house after house in this row of typical London suburban homes, light up with people obviously being woke up rudely during a weeknight. Ashley said upon giving me the tape for the first time "There are only, like, 2 things in my life I ever laughed so hard at I cried, and this is one of them". I might add, it is the ONLY one where you'll cry laughing the 1523rd time you listen to it as well. Will Cornell
Will Cornell <wbcornell@earthlink.net>
Dallas , TX USA - Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 13:07:31 (CST)
My Ass is completely Bitey and stinging to the point that I have to get more Desetin. Thank you!
Zitty ASS! <DesetinAss!@juno.com>
oilcity, pa 19067 - Friday, November 29, 2002 at 21:54:16 (CST)
Tube bar is very cool place to hang out
USA - Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 07:56:35 (CST)
After listening to the TUBE bar tapes it made me laugh so hard I sterilized a 2 inch needle and stabbed it into my pussy Blackheads on my nose!
Western Pa Horses ASS! <TheSCRATCH@msn.com>
butler, pa USA - Monday, November 18, 2002 at 01:20:33 (CST)
Red, you terrible mouth, I wash it with soap for you.
Plexty <flegnap@ostiom.plan>
Tindanlapor, USA - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 02:11:52 (CST)
Red's Tube Bar is hillarious! I love the part where he talks about my boyfriend Stan Dup (Stan Bup to Red) and his friend Joe Dildo (Joe Dudo also to Red). The pranker is over the top when he asks Red "Rape my father?...Where's my father?" Red invokes his bitterly sarcastic wit by replying "Your father is in your....mother's asshole!" I laughed so hard, I almost died in a car accident. RED DEUTSCH LIVES!
Sally Kramer <samige30@aol.com>
Los Angeles, CA USA - Friday, October 11, 2002 at 18:27:49 (CDT)
George Bush is a fucking dickdrip.....
some canadian <pissoff@lightmyfart.ab>
calgary, ab ca - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 21:52:32 (CDT)
Why you yellow rat bastard you mother fucker cocksucker
USA - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:51:32 (CDT)
I was a bartender for Red in the early 70s. There was one chair in the joint and and it was occupied by guess who. He would direct who would get a bottle after hours or on Sunday. He would let you know if you could cash a check and if you would automically pour that man a double. I said man, because red didnt allow women in the joint. They could stick their head in the door and try to buy packaged goods, that was it. He put out saltines,pickles, and red peppers guaranted to keep you thirsty. You could get a beer and a ball for 40 cents. The urinals were cleaned with ice cubes. When I opened the doors @ 6:00AM, the joint was three deep.I could go on and on with classic stories. Maybe next time. A Legendary Saloon
Harry Lerner <Coachlern@aol.com>
Millburn, NJ USA - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 08:56:45 (CDT)
next up in the news:Bush happy with the war on terror. and says: kill kill kill kill
USA - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 22:13:30 (CDT)
I had a copy of this tape from the mid 80's and listened to it until I broke the cassette. Several months ago I downloaded this off of Napster so now I can listened to it again and again...but the big question...what the hell are the 2 Z'z that Red is going to carve into this guys cheeks ???? I gotta know....
Rob <foxkrs7@yahoo.com>
New York, NY USA - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:12:38 (CDT)
How 'bout you bend over so I can fuck ya....!! I'll shoot ya, ya sonofabitch, I put a few bullets in ya, ya muthafucka bum, you're a muthafucka, your sista's a muthafucka, you're a cocksucka!!! Would ya get down here the bar's on fire!!! I 'll cut your belly open ya guinea bastard!!!
Joe Mama <greatwhitesurf@excite.com>
Los Angeles, CA USA - Sunday, July 21, 2002 at 22:52:35 (CDT)
Helloooooo.....Hello lemme speak to Hugh Dousche.........Who?......Hugh Dousche.....I'll fuck you before you even......yeah I'll fuck your mutha!! Tell the cocksucker he sucks a cunt!! Hey whatta ya fuckin' nut's!!!!! The motherfucker the motherfucker!!! Hello Red is Peter there?? How would ya like to go fuck yourself.....you fuckin' motherfucker. Why don't you put it in your stomach and get cancer!!!
Stu Pitt <morrisonhotel1972@yahoo.com>
Venice, ca USA - Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 21:08:42 (CDT)
Penis Wrinkle <fuckityfuckfuck@fucker.net>
USA - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 19:03:25 (CDT)
Hey! Love Red's calls. Really wild! I also bought this tape called The Prune on ebay. Funny ass prank calls. Red and The Prune live on!
USA - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 09:02:50 (CDT)
Listen.....You yellow rat bastard, why don't you come over and say all these things. You know your friends gave you away, cuz ya bragged about what you're doin'. They told me who you are so I know who you are....
USA - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 20:36:56 (CDT)
If someone call me the names I call you, I'd travel miles away for the names I call you!
Tommy Rabababino <wop1@aol.com>
Speonk, NY USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 17:07:24 (CDT)
Your muddah is a fucker she's a cunt and you're tryin' to make a jerk outta yerself. Why dontcha come ova and meet me face to face, ya muddafukkah! I'll cut yer belly open and I'll show ya all the black stuff ya got inside. I know ya, don't worry! Beeee down!!!
B. Down <Iknowyadontworry@aol.com>
Your Town, Any state USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 17:03:32 (CDT)
I LOVE the Tube Bar! I first heard the tapes in 1997 at a friends house and NEVER laughed so hard in my life! After getting my own copy from my friend I let others hear it and they were in stitches. To this day when I see those certain friends from time to time, I say "Hey what's up ya fuckin' bum!" They respond "Not much ya yellow rat bastard, now get me a beer before I cut your fuckin belly open!" I want to go to the Tube Bar some day and pay homage to the temple of crank calls. Maybe I'll sit and have a pint of beer and shoot the shit with Al Coholic, or Phil Latio (not the one that works there, a nutta' Phil), Connie Lingus or even Ben Dover. I just still wish Red were alive so I can call him a lousy motherfucker cocksucker! Great job guys. Tube Bar 4ever!!
John <johnromeo74@hotmail.com>
Westville, NJ USA - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 20:46:13 (CDT)
God bless you!
Sharon Wendt <sharonadele@sharonadelesworld.com>
Nashville, TN USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 17:55:28 (CDT)
Never in my life have my buddies and myself laughed so much.It is truly a work of art. You guys are truly my idols...Take care Keep it up.
E.W.Mench Jr. <Valnious@aol.com>
Reading, Pa. USA - Friday, June 14, 2002 at 13:51:25 (CDT)
R B <rbelluso@bu.edu>
USA - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 17:41:20 (CDT)
Check out my original crank call page- Howard Stern told me my page sucks....see what he means.
R Belluso <rbelluso@bu.edu>
BOSTON, MA USA - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 17:40:44 (CDT)
Red rules!
Joe <Joe@arnoldcalls.com>
USA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 23:38:59 (CST)
The Tube Bar phone calls is THE funniest phoney phone call tape ever made bar none! (The Al White Motors tape being the second funniest) The Jerky Boys are unfunny no talent pre-beginners compared to these great works of real life art. I've made copies of the Tube Bar tapes for both Johnny and Edgar Winter and they think it's real funny too. "When I catch you, you'll rememembuh me for the rest of your life. I know ya, don't worry! Beeee down, ya muthafukkah!" Thanks, Red.
Steven Pearl
N. Hollywood, CA USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 19:04:49 (CST)
Paul KYI <killyouridolsny@hotmail>
ny, ny USA - Friday, February 22, 2002 at 08:44:39 (CST)
OH, I forgot somethin'..............I forgot to tell you that you should come down here so I can give you two zigs on both yer' cheeks, and I forgot to tell you that when I do, boy, god bless ya'. I forgot to tell you I'm gonna slice open yer' belly and show you all da black stuff ya' got in dere! You yella' rat bastard, you no good motherfuckin' cocksucker. By the way, I know who you are. Your friends gave you away. Rick
Rick <rickcee@aol.com>
New York, NY USA - Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 05:42:21 (CST)
Well, I guess I'm in the elite group. I've had a copy of the Tube Bar Tapes since the mid/late 70's. The thing about this fuckin' recording is that it NEVER, I mean NEVER, EVER fails to satisfy. I've played it thousands of times, made copies for my friends and family (now I make CD's of it, of course) for years, and I've never received one negative comment--not even from the most unlikely people. I haven't given copies to priests or rabbis yet, but I have a strong feeling even they would enjoy it. So, I play this stupid fucking thing--some days pretty much constantly--and it STILL makes me pull over onto the side of the road at times. Can you imagine? Thousands of "listens" and there's STILL an element of surprise to this thing? I know it's not possible, but there ya' go. I even use "Will you get down here, the bar's on fire" as my voice mail greeting for my cell phone. I'm what you might call "Tube Bar obsessed." I plan to go for help--maybe after the next beer. Al? Al? Gimme another beer will ya', before I go get Benny from the Steam Room and we go dig up your mother and fuck her. Rick
Rick <rickcee@aol.com>
New York, NY USA - Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 05:38:32 (CST)
You're a cocksucka and a motherfucka. You're a whore bastard. You're no fuckin' good. You son of a bitch. You'd fuck your own mother for a nickel. Why don't you suck your mother's cunt?
Jay Stigerwalt <jbird71@bellsouth.net>
NC USA - Thursday, January 31, 2002 at 00:52:00 (CST)
Hello from the Wizard
The Wizard <TheWizard@voodoowizardneworleans.com>
New Orleans, La. USA - Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 20:30:41 (CST)
i'd go miles away ta say da dings ya sayin'
johnny <eyebva@aol.com>
ny, ny USA - Tuesday, January 01, 2002 at 22:25:58 (CST)
If Red were still alive, I would shove a fucking bar of Dial soap in his mouth. Then, I would make him bite down on it so the suds would make his gums bleed and sting to extreme pain. Then, I would force Red to swallow the soap down his trachea track. The burning suds would eat away at Red's fatass stomach and cause days of unbareable pain.
AssDesitinUser <ItchyAss@Cankersore.com>
Nosebleed City, NY USA - Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 17:15:05 (CST)
After listening to the tube Bar it gives me such a high that I will go sterilize a needle and shove it into my foul and Fucking infected Blackheads!
Western PA horses ASS! <CommonBabyBuckRodgersWilma@home.com>
pittsburgh, pa USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 22:43:20 (CST)
After enjoying the audio pleasure of the Tube bar. It makes me want to completely Steralize a needle and Jab it into the Foul and Fucking infected Blackheads on my nose.
Western PA horses ASS! <CommonBabyBuckRodgersWilma!>
pittsburgh, Pa USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 22:25:22 (CST)
I've Just Recently installed a home Steam room. Following my listening pleasure of Red. I'm Going to stick my Acne infected Fucking Face under The Steam release nossell until I'm screaming with pure agony! Thanks Again Red! BUT I'm tired of being accussed of being you here in PITTSBURGH PA!
The Scratch! {WEST PA "S Horses ASS's BRO!Brother <CommonBabyWilmaBuckRodgers>
Pgh, Pa USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 22:14:19 (CST)
Big Bill, John, Tom: Stop listening to the Bum bar Bastards b/c you are bum bar bastards w/ and get up and get the FUCK out off your lazy Asses. U FUCk!
crotchsmell <Toenailbitter>
Dowtown, AL USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 21:53:33 (CST)
I think Red needs his Penis Hairs shaved and sprinkled all over his Captain Crunch every morning while that bacteria throat is having breakfast. It may sound sick, but nothing can be as sick as the foul corruption that is coming out of his pussy gum mouth. Only a rash ass would find this stuff entertaining. If you don't like my message, then go lick in between your athlete's foot toes. You scumbag! He He He!
Nose Hairs <BleedingPussyGumsJockItchInfectedToeZit>
Brooklyn, NY USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 21:44:41 (CST)
I bet Red had bleedy gums!
Al Rankin <AssPinch@yahoo.com>
Disney Land, CA USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 21:42:38 (CST)
That Red should of had his belly slit open to get the black stuff out b/c he's a CUNT, a Cunt! His mother fucks the niggers and Red is the stupidest fucking cocksucker I've ver heard in my life. And hes one ugly Mother FUCKER! Someone needs to stab his zit ass and get the canker sores off his face!
D-Banana <thefacts@aol.com>
pittsburgh, 15101 USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 21:29:12 (CST)
After listening to the Tube bar tapes, it makes me want to sterilize a needle and clean out the fucking pussy Black heads out of my nose!
WesternPAHorsesASS! <ComeonbabyBuckRodgersWilma>
PGH, Pa USA - Friday, November 30, 2001 at 21:18:58 (CST)
Fuc*ing Hilarious!!! Poor Red...I wish someone took him up on his offer to go down there and kick his old ass. Anyway, the tape is great. What a cult following it has...I've tried to turn as many people possible on to it!!!
Mike <stingsplash@yahoo.com>
New London, CT USA - Friday, November 02, 2001 at 11:43:49 (CST)
great website!!
Malaysia Life Insurance
Malaysia - Friday, October 12, 2001 at 08:03:29 (CDT)
This site is amazing. I first heard the RED TAPES in the summer of 1974. They are at least that old. My friends had them and I believe they knew the people who had made the tapes. My friends and I listened to the tapes forever and I have turned on generations of people to this classic. Would be curious o know if anyone has a longer history with these tapes.
barry <gmanchick@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 21:44:45 (CDT)
Brings me back to college. A friend of a friend of a friend passed around the tapes and I was immediately hooked. Red is my hero. Why don't ya go and drop dead!
Hijinx <disocorn@hotmail.com>
Orlando, Fl USA - Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 09:38:46 (CDT)
I grew up in NY and was listening to that tape when I was in Jr High school, one of my friends asked me if I had it this week and it made me look it up on the web. It's awesome that this site is here, I actualy got to SEE a pic of him, looks just like I thought he would. Does anyone know where he's buried? if it's down here in Fl, I"ll take a trip to go show my respects, he did some good things in his life and went through a lot, and he made me laugh my Ass off, Thanks Hocknrocks@aol.com
Robert <Hocknrocks@aol.com>
wpb, fl USA - Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 01:17:14 (CDT)
Hello! Red is so funny! But if you guys want to hear a few prank call tapes by The Prune, called "Louie's Bar" and "Doomsday" you won't regret it! It's even better than Red! The Prune's tapes are hard to find, but you can buy them on Ebay. Howard Stern called The Prune tapes "A verbal massacre." The Prune's last tape "Guerrilla Court" is also a classic! All recorded in New Haven, CT USA.
The Prune
New Haven, CT USA - Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 15:19:12 (CDT)
I just put some of my comic strips on my home page. I'd really appreciate it if someone came by and criticized me. Pleasssssssssssssseeeeee, be BRUTAL!!!!!
Metranome0 <serequoy@hotmail.com>
snohomish, wa USA - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 22:49:38 (CDT)
I first heard the Tube-Bar tapes when in high school, an instant ultimate classic! And of course all the legends and rumors about how it all came about; it's finally good to hear the real story. . .
JTP <bard0206@aol.com>
New York, NY USA - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 14:38:22 (CDT)
The Tube Bar is the most funniest thing i ever heard. Its my idel. if you ever make anymore bar calls like this i'll certainly download them. i love you guys. your the best well, hope you make others. cincerely: Frankie Gervasi
Frankie Gervasi <frankie_homer@hotmail.com>
quebec, mo Canada - Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 11:34:41 (CDT)
Love the tape. It was some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard in my life. I understand all of the names used except for one. What is Al Rankin? Or am I just mishearing it?
Evil Adam <adstrom@goucher.edu>
Baltimore, MD USA - Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 13:41:56 (CDT)
Check out the BEST tube bar mega mix MP3 at the URL above.....
Tube Bar Mega Mix HERE <DontAskRob@aol.com>
Warren, Mi USA - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 22:10:07 (CDT)
I first heard the Tube Bar tape about 9 years ago and I swear I thought it was an excerpt from a movie. Being a former pranker myself I had a profound appreciation for this unique recording. Because a lot of people don't realize, its an excellent study in human behavior. And yeah, I think its fuckin' funny. By the way, there's a tape turning up anonymously across the country with the words "play me" on it. If you find it, bring it home and listen to it. I'm not saying you'll be glad you did but you won't look at crank calls the same way again. Well This has been fun but now I must depart. With regards, The bizarre unstable handyman.
Nummins <Thenightstickler@aolcom>
Crooklyn, NY USA - Sunday, May 27, 2001 at 18:39:51 (CDT)
Great site. Just surfed in.
Magic Rates <info@magicrates.com>
Orlando, FL USA - Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 21:18:51 (CDT)
I love REd...this site is awesome...please keep updating it!
Kraig <kraigk36@yahoo.com>
Charlotte, NC USA - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 13:41:24 (CDT)
Im 31 years old,and Ive been listening to the "Red Tape" since im 16 years old. Its the funniest thing Ive ever heard and I dont think anything, anywhere will ever match it. The website is great! Its answered every question ive ever had about Red and the "Tube bar",although years ago I thought it was the "Two Bar." Thanks for putting a smile on my face each and every time I listen to it. Here's to Red forever.
Joe Continanzi <Diamond8865@aol.com>
Brooklyn, NY USA - Monday, May 07, 2001 at 15:44:09 (CDT)
ASTER FAZAL <asterfazal@yahoo.com>
LAHORE, PUNJAB PAKISTAN - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 23:05:16 (CDT)
One of my older brothers first turned me onto the red tape almost 20 years ago. I passed it on to numerous friends ... a true piece of Americana! I have a real affection for Red and believe (murderous foul moth tirades aside) Red was probably a pretty nice guy. How many bar tenders would go through all the trouble he did trying to help some asshole out over the phone ... My favorite call has to be the one for Stu Pitt! RED LIVES!
Justin Nothermutherfuker <justinanothermutherfuker@ratbastard.net>
Metuchen, NJ USA - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 21:39:43 (CST)
Excellent site! I've wanted some info on Red/Tube Bar since I first heard the tape working at MTV in late '91. I especially like when they call Red imitating his own voice...!...
Frank <pacopaski@aol.com>
Staten Island, NY USA - Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 08:15:40 (CST)
Listen. You're gonna need some insurance to not let me beat the piss out of you
Dan <garlicpasta@aol.com>
Copiague, NY USA - Monday, December 11, 2000 at 20:19:26 (CST)
I knew Red, I ate with Red, I drank with Red, George Bush Jr., you sir are no Red!
stu nodd <jjbigtime1@aol.com>
USA - Sunday, December 03, 2000 at 21:39:04 (CST)
Best prank calls ever, Red is the best !!!
NY USA - Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 00:53:32 (CDT)
The tape was making the rounds of every recording studio in the NY area during early '81 the orig. source you site was Jimmie Vivino not divino now band leader for Conan O'brien
Harold <l_harold@yahoo.com>
USA - Monday, October 09, 2000 at 12:12:04 (CDT)
I first heard Tube Bar in 1985 at William Paterson College in New Jersey. It soon swept through the Nu-omega chapter of TKE. We'd get loaded and play it at parties, falling on the floor, crying, and laughing so hard our sides hurt!
Richie Mc <btsgtrich@aol>
Bergen County , New Jersey USA - Monday, August 21, 2000 at 12:36:44 (CDT)
Great work! Axel
jobs <webmaster@jobs-magazines-work.de>
Germany - Monday, July 03, 2000 at 15:06:00 (CDT)
who,s this Red? How bout suckin my prick. How,d ya like to be mutilated you motherfucker...cocksuckin douche.
john s <smerb@mciworld.com>
warwick, ri USA - Sunday, July 02, 2000 at 00:09:51 (CDT)
I first heard Red as a 30-second time filler on a college radio station. I can still recall that moment, Red saying conversationally "Y'know, yer mother sucked my dick the other day, yeah. Now you can come down and suck it TOO!" I remember thinking this is the ESSENCE of pranking. Every prank call ever made owes a tribute to the BBB, and Red. This site is a MUST SEE companion to The Tube Bar calls, ( http://www.datagenics.com/n/html/index2.html ) Red could easily kill Peter and Ray of "Shut Up, Little Man", but we can only dream about what a verbal confrontation between the 3 would be like.
Rev. Syd Midnight <syd@nls.net>
USA - Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 23:16:27 (CDT)
Anybody have a copy or know where I can get a copy of the Red movie from 1991. Directed by Christian Gore. Somebody...anybody...please let me know or I'll be forced to put the zz's on both my cheeks!! thank you... punch and pie
Dr. Scott <BillieBatts@aol.com>
Staten Island, NY USA - Tuesday, June 27, 2000 at 20:38:33 (CDT)
The Simulator eats horse dung on sunny afternoons.
Hal J.
USA - Monday, June 26, 2000 at 13:17:44 (CDT)
Yeah...let me speak to a Betty Didda
Ben D. Banana
USA - Friday, June 23, 2000 at 23:16:19 (CDT)
Red..Wherever you are...I just want you to know that many years ago..you put the ZZ's on both cheeks of my life..and now I can't get them off. I love you Red..I will always love you even though you once told me that my father was up my mother's asshole....Thank you and Fuck you Red!!!
Dr. Scott
Staten Island, NY USA - Friday, June 09, 2000 at 17:24:09 (CDT)
'Red' and the 'Tube Bar'tapes are a phenomenon. When I first heard it, I couldn't get over it for months. It's an awesome, naturally occurring, once in a lifetime thing. Entertainment at its best. God bless your soul, 'Red'. Long live 'Red' & the 'Tube Bar'!
Ben <NYBENNY@aol.com>
Valley Stream, NY USA - Saturday, May 27, 2000 at 23:38:05 (CDT)
I live in Jersey City, downtown, and when I heard this tape, i truly understand what Red is talking about and his phrases...like Motherfucker bumb...truly Jersey City
Frank <jude1017@aol.com>
Jersey City, NJ USA - Wednesday, May 10, 2000 at 19:15:43 (CDT)
Bartender: Hello Tube Bar. BBB: Yes is Joe there? Bartender: Joe? Red (in background): Tell that cocksucker he sucks a cunt... Bartender: Uh..Joe's not here. (hahaha that's the ultimate in diplomacy!)
Al DePantsu <adepantsu@red.com>
USA - Tuesday, May 02, 2000 at 13:44:06 (CDT)
er.I just called to say we dug your mudda up and Fucked her skeleton...............
Pepe Roni <Haljalikeakick@tubebar.red>
USA - Saturday, April 15, 2000 at 22:22:35 (CDT)
Hey what are you, a fuckin' NUT?
Al Coholic <A57ChevyHT@aol.com>
Clifton, NJ USA - Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 04:40:29 (CDT)
my father isn't in my mother's asshole..
stanley steamer? <mosoka@erols.com>
brooklyn, ny USA - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 21:40:43 (CDT)
where did ya get the picture of red with the rock?
USA - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 13:25:25 (CDT)
Buy The Prune, great prank call tape on eBay! Hear a caller get so mad, he puts a curse on The Prune.
The Prune
CT USA - Monday, April 10, 2000 at 13:23:48 (CDT)
the funniest thing I have ever heard in my like - I just want to tell you we dug ya mudderup and fucked her, her skeleton
dennis h <dino1916@aol.com>
new york, ny USA - Sunday, April 09, 2000 at 22:51:43 (CDT)
man, red is the man. the tube bar is the greatest recording in the history of recorded shit. "i'll break them bones on ya in your feet, you'll never be able to walk again for the rest of your life!"
sue pozitory <fuw0k@erols.com>
Brooklyn, NY USA - Friday, April 07, 2000 at 12:06:38 (CDT)
What a voice! What a man! Red was one of a kind.
Phil McReviss <redlives@heaven.com>
San Antonio, TX USA - Saturday, April 01, 2000 at 14:23:09 (CST)
ha ha, great site, i played it 4 my friends n they were on the floor,
al bregyorneck,
bklyn, ny USA - Wednesday, March 29, 2000 at 18:38:21 (CST)
Check out Red vs. the Teletubbies! See what happens when the fab four from england try to make a joik outta Red! http://www.teleport.com/~cyberkem/redvsteles.exe
mrstiffie <mrstiffie@hotmail.com>
Portland, OR USA - Monday, March 27, 2000 at 19:59:42 (CST)
Claud Tarus <none@none.com>
USA - Friday, March 10, 2000 at 19:05:08 (CST)
This site brought back good memories; the Red Tape is the greatest! Thanks for a great site!
Scott Sprague <Scottsprag@aol.com>
Denver, CO USA - Wednesday, March 08, 2000 at 17:06:03 (CST)
tube bar is gold
izzy cummings
USA - Sunday, March 05, 2000 at 01:08:23 (CST)
Where's my father?
Froggie <clrspot@worldonline.nl>
Alkmaar, Holland - Monday, February 28, 2000 at 07:18:39 (CST)
Long live Red, the Jerky boys bite!! Red Rules!! Im gonna cut your belly open and show you the black stuff in you!
KTZ Kutz, Cole Kutz <RedisNo1@aol.com>
Brooklyn, ny USA - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 17:20:05 (CST)
There's no women in this bar; we have no ballroom here...
Al Killeu <wraptop@attglobal.net>
NY, USA - Thursday, February 03, 2000 at 18:39:32 (CST)
RED IS THE BEST. I wish I could of gone to the tube bar in it's prime days. I think it would of been better than STUDIO 54
scott <score1x@aol.com>
las vegas, nv USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 21:43:46 (CST)
I love the Red mortal Kombat song. Keep up the good work. Someday we'll have to dig em up so we can start calling him againa and make new tapes!
Chris Lilik <Chrislilik@hotmail.com>
Clarks Summit, PA USA - Sunday, January 30, 2000 at 04:39:08 (CST)
Anyone who knows the exact location of the bar, please e-mail me, i am familiar with journal square, but not sure where the bar is.
Scott <Score1x@aol.com>
Henderson, NV USA - Monday, January 24, 2000 at 21:04:35 (CST)
I think the site is great.I even added it to my favorite places. But you tell Red if he comes down my joint I will rip off his head and shit down his neck.
Richard C. Seyfang <thedixter@aol.com>
Akron, N.Y. USA - Sunday, January 16, 2000 at 10:16:53 (CST)
red is the best cocksuckin yellow rat in the world and now he's achieved even greater status by being mixed with the mortal combat theme song...lol the song is great!!!!!!!
JOE <ELEMA45@aol.com>
bay shore, ny USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2000 at 22:20:01 (CST)
Does anyone know if the Tube Bar is still in business?? If so, I'd like to go down there for a hot toddy.
Ebbz <Ebbz52@hotmail.com>
Cincinnati, OH USA - Wednesday, January 12, 2000 at 16:12:31 (CST)
Fucking hysterical! The song is classic.
Hal Jalikakik <mbasart@earthlink.net>
San Diego, CA USA - Sunday, January 09, 2000 at 21:58:55 (CST)
I played this thing for some of my work freinds, they wer behaving like drunkin sailors that have ben stranded out to sea for the last few years and just landed at Atlantic City,
richy d <richyd@cybernex.net>
yonkers, ny USA - Monday, January 03, 2000 at 16:47:14 (CST)
red is a c*ck sucking, mother f*cking douche bag and not to mention a lousy yellow rat
joe <elema45@aol.com>
bay shore, ny USA - Monday, December 27, 1999 at 00:49:38 (CST)
Have heard the Red tape on local radio station WRIF here in Detroit on numerous occassion's. Happened to be searching and found your site. Pretty cool site you have.
Mike <scroll62@hotmail.com>
Detroit, Mi USA - Thursday, November 11, 1999 at 19:15:40 (CST)
not bad . but I think the red column doesn't look very nice .
Michael <Michael@hotmail.com,>
ny, USA - Tuesday, October 19, 1999 at 02:01:31 (CDT)
I am young 15 year bodybuilder who works out every day. After listening to Red I thouhgt it was so funny, I would never be able to lift weighs again
Steven <McLaren F 800>
brooklyn, N.Y. USA - Sunday, October 10, 1999 at 18:15:17 (CDT)

Your site is the best one yet !

Doctor Ivan
Cyber, DC USA - Saturday, October 02, 1999 at 21:01:07 (CDT)
spider man <spiderman@wwf.com>
hell, USA - Friday, October 01, 1999 at 16:04:32 (CDT)
Everything about your web site was so good it was EVIL!!!!! P.S.your evil too in a good way.
stefany Burrows <BLB@pfo.smcdsb.edu.on.ca>
Orillia, ont Canada - Thursday, September 30, 1999 at 12:16:03 (CDT)
enjoyed your article on red, enjoyed the links , i'll be back .if ya like pranks i got a few.
t arnett <todcod@preferred.com>
eliz, tn USA - Monday, September 27, 1999 at 22:10:33 (CDT)
Dan Valdez <radiodan81@excite.com>
Milwaukee, WI USA - Monday, April 26, 1999 at 17:03:56 (CDT)
you yelloe rat bastads
eddie o
howell, nj USA - Monday, March 29, 1999 at 21:52:54 (CST)
Tube Bar is THE prank-call album! The Jerky Boys are O.K.,but I like the verbal rawness that is displayed by Red and the callers.
Eddie 22/Mar/1999:21:06:22

Mike, The Tube Bar has got to the funniest page I have ever seen...I haven't laughed this hard in years...Thanks.
Kenneth Kilpatrick   23/Feb/1999:03:25:19

and I thought I was insane... I heard the Tube Bar tape in college in 1990, Providence R.I. the guys that played it for me were punks... I'm proud of that memory, and am glad I'm not alone in this universe...Viva la Red!
Christian Hokenson   23/Feb/1999:03:24:24

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