"[Slackjaw] is an extraordinary emotional ride, through
the lives and times of reader and writer alike, maniacally aglow
with a born storyteller's gifts of observation, an amiably deranged
sense of humor, and a heart too bounced around by his history, and
ours, not to have earned Mr. Knipfel, at last, an unsentimental
clarity that is generous and deep. What begins as a cautionary tale
turns out to be, after all, an exemplary American life. The Park
Service ought to be charging admission. Long may he continue to
astonish us." --Thomas Pynchon
Illustration by Russell Christian
Preface by Mike Walsh
Ruining It for Everybody
His third memoir. An anti-spirituality spiritual manifesto.
The Buzzing,
A novel about an aging, embittered journalist who stumbles onto what
may be a very big story.
Quitting the Nairobi Trio
A memoir of Jim's 6-month incarceration in a locked Minneapolis psych
ward after a suicide attempt. Available at Amazon in hardback
or trade
paperback.
Slackjaw
Jim's first book. A classic. Can be purchased as a hardback,
paperback,
or German translation from Amazon.com.
The
Mayor of Hostile City -- Cover story about Jim Knipfel
that appeared in the June 1, 2000, issue of the Philadelphia City
Paper.
From the former editor of the NY Press:
"Jim 'Slackjaw' Knipfel suffers from retinitis pigmentosa, an
incurable, irreversible degenerative eye disease. While considered
legally blind now, he can still see enough to hold down a job and
read the occasional novelization. He can still also enjoy many delightful
shows on the television. His doctors tell him that he will be completely
blind in a few short years. Knipfel also has left temporal lobe brain
damage (from a severe blow to the head he received in 1985), resulting
in the occasional 'rage seizure.' The braces he wore on his legs as
a child didn't completely do the trick either, leaving his left foot
still a bit twisted. The variety of medications he takes has left
him with a liver the size of a football. He has also been diagnosed
as clinically depressed, and no one much doubts that he's a drunk.
He is also an idiot."
Photo by Morgan Intrieri
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Welcome to ... Slackjaw Online
This site contains a selection of columns written by Jim
Knipfel. Slackjaw originally appeared in the Welcomat (aka the Philadelphia
Weekly) from 1987 to 1994. Slackjaw then appeared in the New York Press,
where most of the columns presented here were originally published,
until 2006. Slackjaw has appeared on various web sites since then. You
can see more Slackjaw columns and support Jim Knipfel on his
Patreon site.
photo by Debbie Egan-Chin
"Things are bad in this world. Ugly, smelly, nasty--a world
full of stupidity and starvation and disease--but things never really
get as bad as they should." --Jim Knipfel
Columns
2006
The Brooklyn From Planet X
The Gatekeeper
Avoiding the Draft
Man in a Cage
Squelching the Feedback
My God Smokes Menthols
Blackboard Landfill
New Adventures in the Land of Ointments
Crime-in-Progress
Taken to the Cleaners
When Did I Stop Wanting to be President?
Signs of the Cross
Stamina
Two Sides of Stupid
Timing is Everything
Wine is the Devil
2005
Dumb as I Look
Maybe I Should Worry
Yes, There's Smoke
The Deep Gray Anger
A Depraved Mind’s Twisted Lair
2004
Earthquakes Without Marjoe
The Big Guy Has Left the Building
Battling the Bulge
Screaming Porch of Horror
What Winslow Homer Taught Me
When the Novelty's Gone
Strangers Near a Train
2001
American Hardcore
The Cockroach Theory of Humanity
Dealing
Business As Usual
Cheap Haircuts
Everyone's a Fireman
Stolen Images
Were Alabammy-Bound!
What the Blind Really Need
Where Paranoia Comes From
Who Am the Worlds Foremost Authority?
A Lesson from Professor Irwin Corey
2000
Bill, Book, and Strangulation
Scared Twisted
Makin' The Kids Happy
Security Risk
Going to Church
Old Habits
Blood on the Lawn
1999
Bad Luck Corner
When Appliances Attack
Future Failures of America
Not Your Jesus Christ
Creepshow
1998
Smoke Gets in Your Head
The Cat in My Hat
How I Finally Forgave Bart Starr
A Mind is a Terrible Thing
Return to Strangeville
Fate Stuck Out Its Foot: The Struggles
of Edgar G. Ulmer
1997
Old Bar Fightin' Men!
That Which I Recall is That Which
I Regret
The Wages of Bitter Jealousy
Ups and Downs. Mostly Downs
First Night on the Ward
Every Man for Himself, And--
Revenge by Proxy is Still Revenge
Risking My Neck for Nothing That
Matters
That Whole Puppy Burning Thing
1996
What About the Lesbian Song,
Mr. Humperdinck?
Naught but Doom Awaits the Clever
Midgets!
Gorbachev, The Man Who Should've
Ruled the World
The House That Henry (Miller)
Built
Boxcar Willie: When Hoboes Had
Wings
Autobiography of a Smoke-Filled
Room
How Many Dots Can You Afford to
Spare?
Ed Gein, Werner Herzog and Me
Maybe It's Something You Thought
1995
We Didn't Call It "The GooGooMuck"
for Nothing
Surviving Death in a Land Without
Condiments
I ain't seen the sunshine since
I don't know when
Have Yourself a Messy Little Christmas
People Think I Make This Shit
Up: People Are Stupid
The Fall of the House of Slackjaw
Alaska: Land of Unspeakable Evil!
A Few More Degrees of Separation
Excuse Me While I Talk Myself
Out of Something Nice
1994
Wisconsin Hate Trip
Beer and
Loafing in Atlantic City (and Elsewhere)
1993
Am I the World's Greatest Ex-Husband
or What?
Coming Home to Hell
1992
A Trip to the John with John
God Damn the Sun
You Cut Out His Brain, You Bloody
Baboon!
1991
A Loving New Year's Message of
Hope (But What's That Stink?)
Don't Mind Him, He's Just My Dad
Give a Man a Little Time, and
Trouble Will Find Him
Trying to Become a Productive Member
of My Own Life
A Life-and-Death Game of Chicken
Three Conversations, One Answer:
Let the Good Times Blow!
More Memories of Midnight That
Fell Apart at Dawn
1990
Stripped Bare and Thrown to the Fools
Home Is Where the Hate Is
Twiddling My Thumbs at That Last
Two-Minute Warning
Where the Hell's My TV Movie?
Toasty and Warm, Like a Saddlesore
When Even the Cheapest Costs Too Much
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