Books by Roz Warren
Are from Detroit Women Are from Paris
Lip: Outrageous, Irreverent and Just Plain Hilarious Quotes
Cartoons by Women
Strippers: Lesbian Cartoonists from A to Z
Best Contemporary Women's Humor
by Roz Warren (rosalindwarren.com)
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